just-shower-thoughts:

The opposite of assassin is dickdickout.

missmartian23:

catsbeaversandducks:

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I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

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dunmertitty:

i’m not traumadumping bro 🙄 i’m telling you my evil backstory

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megssssssssssssssb-deactivated2:

i just wanna be excited about life again man.

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It’s like.. I just wait for the day to end

zackisontumblr:

fuks:

i want to go here

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the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202:

sculptingsuccess:

the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202:

Why is the death penalty for child rapists still contestable. You guys are choosing the wrong hill to die on.

Are you saying kill pedos

Yeah

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